The Squealin' Unstoned Executive Producer plays "Go Fish"
04/25/2003
7:21 p.m.
I might have fibbed just a bit on my last entry. Hey, it wasn't my fault! Someone changed the rules on me!! (Kinda like when you're singin' along to one of your favorite songs, you screw up the lyrics and then boldly proclaim that someone must have changed the words on you. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.) Instead of everything being all flustered and crazy on this second day of sweeps, I was actually able to sit around and surf the internet for a bit. So you can now modify rule #5 to "Sweeps will be completely unpredictable" and just leave it at that. Y'know those cards that the military handed out to the troops to help them locate all the Big Baddies of Iraq? While on my journey through the great big bad world wide web, I found a link to download a .pdf version of the cards. Here. Give it a whirl. Download PDF file of Iraqi Most Wanted Cards(720k) I printed out a couple of copies and gave them to those whose butts I most wanted to kiss today(Yeah, I'm weak and shallow like that sometimes.). Our Executive Producer was most thrilled. He gave a squeal -yes, squeal- of delight and proceeded to mark off those who have been already caught.
On a completely different note, Fortune Cookie has taken to smokin' the funky herb. Again. He first tried it back in December and instantly fell in love. I tolerated it 'cause I was hoping he would grow out of it, and I was thrilled when he stopped a couple of months ago. Of course, the only reason he stopped at the time was for fear of a drug test at his new job. Apparently, that fear has worn off 'cause he's picked up the pipe again. He was telling me today about his "fun" evening while stoned. *Sigh* I'm losing more and more hope for this relationship. Now don't get me wrong. I've done my share of drug usage. I know what's involved. Granted, it wasn't that much or for that long, but, really, how much do you need to figure out that it just puts you to sleep? You think I'm kidding. Every single drug I tried made me sleepy. I figure, what's the point? And I'm not some tyrant who will sit around shaking my finger at anyone else's idea of a good time. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Just don't try to force me to join you. The one thing I do know is that I prefer the Unstoned Fortune Cookie to the Stoned Fortune Cookie. I'd prefer the unstoned version of anybody. Except maybe Jim Brewer.
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