You Dream, I Dream, We all Dream the American Dream!
07/18/2003
8:56 a.m.
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There was a study conducted by HUD in the 80s to determine how stressful buying a home would be to the individual buyer. They decided that the stress level of buying or selling a home is equivalent to the stress level of a death of a spouse or a divorce. That's it. It's official. I'm never getting married. This sucks. I'm going crazy here. I'm frustrated beyond belief. Not only do I have to deal with the stupid credit report mix-up, but it's taking forever to get pre-approved for a mortgage loan. I'm a good person. I try not to litter. I brake for dogs and old ladies. I always return my shopping cart to those big shopping cart holders. Why won't anyone give me any money? I think part of it has to do with the fact that I'm probably going to have to go with an FHA financed loan. Those are for people with poor credit, lower down payments, or down payments that are gifts from someone else. The government came up with these various programs to help more people "live the American Dream." I think these programs are really code for Let's see how much BS this person will go through just to get their crappy little house that no one else wanted. My parents are giving me the money for the down payment, which means I fall into that category. Let's see: so far, I've lost one house that I really loved, I've called three different lenders in the past two weeks and no one's given me an okay yet, I've had approximately 8,943,575 nervous breakdowns, and my mother now calls me about 12 times a day to see my progress. Like I said: This Sucks. If this is the American Dream, I think I'd rather live in Canada.
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