We got some Trailer Park Goodness in the House
05/03/2003
1:06 p.m.
Dude, I gotta get a life. You wanna know what time I went to bed last night? 11:00pm. On a Friday night. And I didn’t even finished my margarita! Closetprick, my darling best friend, can attest to that. (There’s your shameless plug, baby! Maybe now you’ll update more often.)
I have yet another reason why AOL is bad, bad, bad for the soul. I’ve been going online shamelessly while at home this past week. And since doing so, I have neglected the dirty dishes and lack of trash bags just so I can sit around and surf. I’ve ignored friends and family alike all for the goodness that is the world wide web. I’ve stayed up waaay past my bedtime (except last night, of course). But that’s not the worst part. Oh no. I’ve sunk even lower than that. I’ve been smoking in the house. I know, I know. Please don’t yell at me. Don’t shake your head at me like that. It’s bad. I’ve broken my sacred rule. But I gotta get my Internet fix. And I can’t let some little thing like inhaling toxic fumes to get in my way. So I’ve set up my sombrero-shaped ashtray that I got at South of the Border (such cheesy Mexican goodness!), I got my smelly candles sittin’ all around me, and I’ve turned on the air-conditioning unit to keep the air a-flowin’. It’s not bad, albeit a bit trailer park, but I’m chillin’. The ciggie is dangling from my lips as we speak. Now I gotta just get over that whole sacred rule thing, and the fact that I’ve got a fairly deadly addiction going on now. I mean, what’s next? What if I start eating dinner in front of this computer? Or even worse, what if I start drinking while surfing? Or, heaven forbid, after this free trial’s over, I actually start paying for this shit?! Hmph. I don’t have a problem. I can handle this. I’m stronger than AOL. I can take ‘em. But that does reminds me: I do have a Bud Light in the fridge……
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